Get it? No, of course you don't because it's supposed to be a Chuck Norris joke not a George Washington joke. But now I get even more of a chuckle out of Chuck Norris jokes when I substitute George Washington in them.
In other news, I decided to give up sweets for Lent. I don't traditionally give up things for Lent. Actually, I don't traditionally give up things at all. So that is one reason why I decided to give up something this year. I am a pretty indulgent person. I know it's such a small thing, but every day it is just a little reminder of the love and worthiness of Christ and His sacrifice. It is also a reminder of the privilege I have to belong to Him. I will say, however, that had I considered the fact that GIRL SCOUT COOKIES COME OUT DURING LENT I might have chosen to give up Diet Coke instead. But as I said, He is worthy.
Since I won't be partaking right now, there will be more Thin Mints for this one to sink her teeth into, now that she has a couple of them poking through...
Things are changing 'round here. Speaking of round, did you know they were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of the game Clue, but the answer always turned out to be "Chuck Norris. In the Library. With a roundhouse kick."
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You (and Jack) are so funny!!! I can just see my boys telling me that joke! Thanks for starting my day with a laugh!
Ha... you are too much!!! YAY for teeth!!
I am now using the GW substitute for every joke. That is classic.
so funny. AH, Texas Ranger. good times. And...wow, you DO love Jesus if you're giving up Girl Scout cookies!
That joke made me laugh so hard, thanks.
ok once again you just wrote a post that i was planning on writing! the difference is you actually get around to it, and i don't.
Love the choppers and thanks for the chuckle!
ok, i never get any jokes...im so slow :) but love pretty girl with her new teeth :) kj
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