Saturday, October 24, 2009

My dishes were dirty all week

If you know me, you know exactly what that means. Bill was out of town. He's the dish doer in our family. He even left me with clean dishes in the dishwasher, but I didn't even empty the thing until the hour before he returned.

There weren't too many dishes since I am fully committed to not making meals while Bill is gone. Mac and cheese. Taco Bell. It is my little break from making dinners and it affords me the opportunity to focus on the kids. This week it worked out really well that it was Red Ribbon Week at school which is a focus on staying drug free. The kids wear their red ribbon every day and local businesses will give them free things each day of the week. So, the free pizza from the grocery store was their dinner every night. And the cookie from a restaurant was their dessert. And the ice cream cone from DQ was their appetizer. It worked out perfectly!

Not only were my kids fed, but you'll be happy to know that I remembered to feed the dog every day as well. In our family, Bill is the glue. I'm the Spice, but he's the Glue. He's the responsible one. He keeps us on track. He holds us together. We didn't completely fall apart without our Glue, but things didn't go as smoothly as normal. They definitely didn't on Wednesday.

Wednesday was the only day I had to get the kids to both schools. I was up late blogging Tuesday night and struggled to wake up on time. So what else is new? But I did it and we made it out of the door. Tate starts school at 8am and Emmie and her best friend need to be at Cooking Club at their school also at 8am. I was kind of proud of myself that we were going to make it.

I got Tate to school at 7:52 and was feeling pretty good for managing 5 kids and two different drop offs. As usual, that is the moment things went awry. Emmie asked, "Mom, I thought you were going to come in to take pictures of our last Cooking Club today."

I answered, "Oh yes, honey. I have the camera right here."

Then she asked, "Then why is Jack in his jammies without any shoes?" (He didn't have to be to school until 9am).

Uh oh. I had to think fast because we were almost at the school. I offered Jack Emmie's pink gloves to wear on his feet, but he wasn't down with that. It seems like a school has kind of an unwritten "No shirt. No shoes. No service" policy. So, I had Jack come in and stand in the breezeway while I ran around the corner with Lulu and snapped a few pictures. I was only gone a few minutes, but in that time a concerned mom (that I don't know) stopped to ask Jack some questions. I came back just as she was headed to the office to report the little boy standing in the breezeway barefoot and in pajamas...
So I avoided a call to social services and I got my pictures of cooking club...
All before 8:10am.

Here are Jack's from his cooking club the next afternoon, fully clothed and wearing shoes, thank you very much...
The Glue is back home now. And it's a very good thing.

12 comments:

Mindee said...

Okay - when you told me this story I thought you meant you left Jack in the car in his jammies. I kind of couldn't figure out why the lady was so worried - or why she was peeking in your windows.

It's a MUCH better story this way!

Anonymous said...

Missy,
You are as funny as ever! I do read your blog from time to time since it(address)has its honored spot on the right side of those great Reed kids! :) Your family so full of joy and all as cute as can be! Congratulations on the arrival of your newest little sweetie and may God richly bless you all -over and over. :)
with love & hugs,
Jean H.

Christy. said...

So funny!

"Are These Kids All Yours?" said...

He he he he....sounds like life at the Wright home when I (Dawn) am gone. My husband would totally be with you on that page. hey, you made it!!!

Karin said...

love it!

Keeslermom said...

I'm so glad Glue is home! I think you did great! It's not any different that us when Daddy is gone, except we eat pancakes for a week. I make a huge batch, and we zap them all week!

Christina said...

Oh my goodness...I love how you describe you and your husband. I could say something similar.
Even though things were a little crazy, at least you had all of them with you! No one got left outside of the car, or at home...you are doing great! :)
I'm totally with you on the cooking thing. I just put five pizza boxes in the recycling...and they're all from this last week. EEK. I need to get inspired on the cooking thing! You guys are cute, I love your stories!

Tisha Alexander said...

you continually keep me giggling... I love it!!

amyspieg said...

missy,

i feel like a blog-crasher. i have cheated my way onto your blog via kristin's. i wanted to say it was fun to see pics of your lovely fam and i now own "from a jack to a king" thanks to you.

amy spiegel

Kristi J said...

i take my kids everywhere in their jammies and George NEVER wears shoes..too cute, kristi

Jillienne said...

Fabulous!! I love these types of stories! It makes me feel so much more human!! And it's nice to know that there are other mothers out there that are NOT morning people!! I seem to be surround by those super happy cheerful "morning people"!!

Kayla Joy said...

I have a feeling this is how things will be in my household too. Jeremy is the stable one...I'm the...well, I'm sure I'm something exciting, right?!