i promise i don't make this stuff up

the two year old teenager is at it again...

when asked if she needed to go potty she shrugged and said "whatevs."

as we were shopping she said out of the blue, "boom! roasted!" (name that tv quote).

and in response to me talking under my breath she asked, "what you say mommy? you talking to yourself again?" yep.

this holiday weekend, like just about everyday around here, should be interesting.