Monday, February 15, 2010

Belated and PG-rated























I know my kids are really too old for such pictures, but I did it anyway. I didn't do such things when they were little because I hadn't been introduced to the wonders of the Bloggy world. So, I guess I will do them now until Tate's voice deepens and he has facial hair.

They are definitely not too old for making Valentines...

But some readers may be too young for the following story. This is the account of a real live conversation that took place between my husband and myself this morning, the day after Valentine's Day. Please read the whole story before you flag my blog as inappropriate or think my husband is rude...

Me: "Last night was pure bliss." Sigh. "How was it for you?"
Bill: Unenthusiastically, "Fine."

You need to know the back story here. For many years, I slept with a body pillow. I loved my body pillow. I needed my body pillow. Bill tolerated my body pillow. He referred to it as the third party in our marriage. And then something terrible happened. Lice. I could have washed the body pillow, but it gave me a nervous tick to keep our old pillows around. They all had to go. Even My Precious.

That was back in July. I decided that it was good for me to be weaned off the body pillow and learn how to sleep like a normal person. And I have. I learned to sleep without it and Bill enjoyed the extra room in our bed. Except, there wasn't really extra room. I still took up the same amount of room as I did with the body pillow. I guess Bill knew that there was still a "body pillow shaped hole in my heart" and he sacrificed his own desires to give me a new body pillow for Valentine's Day. To me, that's all kinds of romantic.

So, that was what "last night" was referring to in our earlier conversation, the return of the body pillow. It was only later on that I realized that it could have sounded like we were talking about something else.

Here is a picture of me and my beloved Valentine...
Thanks, Billy. I think you know I love you WAY more than the body pillow.

20 comments:

"Are These Kids All Yours?" said...

he he he he....oh that brought a smile to my face....which these days is sometimes hard to do.

It's ok- you are married you know :)

The B Family said...

hahahahaha
You are too much, Missy!
And as always, your children are adorable!

milreb said...

Ha! Your husband REALLY loves you! :)

jody said...

hilarious.
and me too! :-)
Andy calls it my "man pillow" and he hates it.
I love it. LOVE it.
I have no idea how people sleep without them...
Happy Valentines Day!

amy kieser said...

I'm looking at the picture, and just between you and me, it doesn't look like you love Bill more than the body pillow. You look pretty smitten!

emily v. said...

Girl you are so funny! What a sweet husband to bring back the pillow!

Eastiopians said...

LOL That pillow is HUGE! I need my space at night, so I don't think I could handle that dude. :) Happy Belated V-Day!

Theresa

Nikki said...

That's such a thoughtful and sweet valentines day present...and an adorable story! Thanks for sharing!!!

Anonymous said...

you make me laugh more than almost anyone.

thanks. :)

Kristi J said...

too funny..i guess all my kids are my body pillow..I have someone sleeping on top of me and all around me EVERY night :) kj

Mandy said...

I agree with all of the above. You make me laugh so much, Missy. I love when you post. :-)

Deena said...

So funny! I too had a love affair with my body pillow until I gave it up...you got me thinking though...maybe it's time for another. Love Jack's hair - looks like it's getting long again (he reminds me so much of my youngest!)
:) Deena

Love said...

so funny!

and i don't think they're too old at all! i hope my kids will still do that then! =)

Kim said...

that is so sweet of him! i slept with a body pillow through all three pregnancies and heith always called it my boyfriend :)

Our Family said...

ok...where is Lulu's rose outfit from? that's the cutest. i'm going to have so much fun buying little girl clothes again. :)

Jenni Brende said...

oh, that hubby gift gave me a warm fuzzy. Bill is a genius.

Jenni Brende said...

and, hey! i recognize that outfit! i'm going to have to hook you up with more if i get to see them on your blog!

Flamingo said...

that made me smile:)

your kids are just so beautiful!

Amy said...

Ah, how sweet!
I, too, sleep with a body pillow and it takes up lots of room. There's just something about sleeping while hugging something soft! I could not live without it!

BTW, it was fun having Emmie along last night for Thinking Day! I'll be posting those pictures sometime this weekend.

Kayla Joy said...

you look so radiant and in love(with your body pillow) in that picture!