1) Leave home for 5 weeks directly preceding your departure. This will force you to do everything last minute, which you probably would have done anyway if you are like me, but this way you will be pitied instead of rightly viewed as a procrastinator.
2) Take all your children with you for the immunization appointments. It will be really funny to see your daughter crouching under a table because even the thought of someone else getting shots makes her sick. It will also be really fun to have your youngest son say embarrassing things to the nurse who will not find him amusing.
3) Have two of your children get lice really bad 10 days before you are supposed to leave the country. If your daughter tells you her head is itching, be sure to ignore it and tell her that it's just really dry in Colorado. This will it a total surprise when you wake up to find an army of lice building a dynasty on her head.
I'm sure you are dying for more "wisdom", but you'll just have to buy the book for that. Seriously, the past week has been one of the most intense of my life. Every waking moment has been consumed with trying to rid my environment and my children's hair of those nasty bugs, thus the absence from blogging, email, or even answering the phone. We aren't sure how Emma got it, but we know this is how Jack got it...
In the midst of the crazy, there has been so much sweetness. We were so cared for by people who brought us meals, Sonic, Jamba Juice, researched lice treatments, folded our laundry and loved even the lice-infested among them.
And God Himself met me in such sweet ways in the midst of this inconvenience. Now I know that when He says that He knows the hairs on our heads that is saying a lot because THERE ARE A LOT OF HAIRS ON PEOPLES HEADS! As I scoured multiple times a day over my kids heads, I got to pray for them out loud and study every mole and freckle on their heads. There was also something so vulnerable and intimate about being so desperate before the Lord. I would literally cry out for Jesus to help me to find the lice and be able to catch the little buggers. He reminded me that I can't live in fear and I can't control my environment. I learned that I need to give thanks in all circumstances. Yes, I need to give thanks for the lice. Oftentimes it was through tears, but I chose to give thanks.
The lice invasion also brought a few unexpected changes for Team Kollar. Most notably...
But it is good to be home. We miss our "village" with our sweet friends in Colorado, while at the same time savor the sweetness of being home. Home with our friends here. Home with our "hairy beast", Ruby. And home to our house that is NOT infested with lice. A home that will soon be filled with a baby's laughter and a baby's cries. A home that houses a family that is anxiously awaiting who they are supposed to become with her addition. One week from today we meet our girl and we will bring her home.

12 comments:
We had lice a few months ago for the first time - what amazing timing for your lice adventure! Yuck! So thrilled for you to be about to go. Our Ethiopian Prince (or King of the Jungle as his onsie so properly states) has fallen asleep on the family room floor in the midst of family house cleaning time. The babies are so used to commotion which is so nice for families like ours who are welcoming #4! God bless your journey.
I think you are very kind and not at all paranoid. I would have gone with a Kojack for Jack left Emma with a buzz cut and had a bonfire of their possessions.
My head is itching and now it's driving me crazy! I have an issue with psychosomatic illnesses - as soon as someone mentions strep throat or the stomach flu, my throat hurts or I feel nauseous. So, now the itching has begun. ooh - it's spreading to my arms...I have to stop now!
But not before I tell you how excited I am for you to go get that sweet girl and bring her HOME!
Oh....not fun!!!!! We haven't had lice before but our cat had our house filled with fleas before- that was nasty!!!!!!! Oh...can't wait to see those cute pics of your sweety!!!!!
I can't believe the timing!!!?
It's making me itch just thinking about it. :)
Prayers for a safe and rewarding trip to get your precious baby girl. What an adventure!
Feeling for you, girl! Been there- done that! Actually, Tigrai's lice infestation was the very thing that brought us back together when we were literally battling her at both doors to our home. She wanted OUT and we were trying to keep her IN. After several hours of battle, she plopped down on the stairs, started scratching her head & looked up at me with those big brown eyes. I think it was her moment of realizing she really did need a momma. The treatment & cleaning frenzy was crazy, but super bonding. I never thought I would be thanking God for lice, but it was true. They brought us together. (Rick's thought when we were having trouble getting rid of them was: "Hmm. These are Ethiopian lice. Wonder if they are heartier than American lice? :)
Hang in there! Praying for you as you travel!!
Ooof! Lice is the worst. I teach kindergarten and we have at least one outbreak at our school every year. The parents freak out and my head starts itching. Feeling your pain!
I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing/crying with you! I remember trying to obliterate the "hitch hikers" that my dear Anara brought home with her from Kyrgyzstan...scabies are not fun to destroy either. But, it sounds like you fought an amazing battle and won ;) Jack looks very handsome, you do good work! So, when will you be arriving home with "Her Highness", and do you need a welcoming committee?
Those darn bugs! I recall in my teen years getting them from tanning beds. Didn't we all do that in the late 80's?! Anyway, the hair cuts look good!
Good luck on your upcoming trip! Can't wait to read the blog about it!
oh sister we have been there many many times!!!!!!we def saved the guys hair!!
hilarious...and I can't wait to see you holding your girly..she's so precious..kristi
I would TOTALLY buy this book. Not only for the practical applications but also for the amusing commentary. This only prooves God is grooming you to be a supermom ;-)
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